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Old 03-28-2011, 01:51 PM   #1
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Princess Bride.

"My God, what is that smell?"
"That's the smell of desire my lady."
"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food."
"You know, desire smells like that to some people."
Anchorman - Sex Panther Scene

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"He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now <bleep> off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's <bleeping> it,' says the guy. 'That's <bleeping> what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil."
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Old 03-28-2011, 02:36 PM   #2
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"He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now <bleep> off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's <bleeping> it,' says the guy. 'That's <bleeping> what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil."
`Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels`

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Old 03-29-2011, 02:10 PM   #3
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`Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels`

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"If you win this case, justice will prevail, and if you lose, justice will also prevail. Now that is a strange case."
A Time to Kill, just saw it on cable this weekend. real good movie.

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" When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had "
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"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had."
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Old 03-29-2011, 05:07 PM   #5
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"...but I wipe my own a**, I wipe my own a**! "
Big Daddy


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Old 03-29-2011, 05:18 PM   #6
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"Next time kiss him with your eyes open, its a whole different experience."
My wife loves that movie. Goonies

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You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22. Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?
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My wife loves that movie. Goonies

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You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22. Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?
Armageddon.

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