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Ronin smoker
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Swamp Ash member in exile
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"My God, what is that smell?" "That's the smell of desire my lady." "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food." "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
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Feeling at Home
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New One - (Long and edited for family friendliness) "He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now <bleep> off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's <bleeping> it,' says the guy. 'That's <bleeping> what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil." |
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New Quote: "If you win this case, justice will prevail, and if you lose, justice will also prevail. Now that is a strange case." |
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MIND OVER MATTER...
Join Date: Feb 2011
First Name: RICO
Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W
Posts: 2,330
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![]() NEW-1 " When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had "
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New Quote: "...but I wipe my own a**, I wipe my own a**! " |
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
Posts: 5,397
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Big Daddy
"Next time kiss him with your eyes open, its a whole different experience."
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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