Guy walks into a bar - Page 3

Chainsaw13 · 08-31-2010, 06:44 PM

These two hippos, Joe and Jake, walk into a bar and have a seat at a table. They order their drinks and while waiting Joe starts telling Jake about his day. "Jake, you'll never believe it. I"m minding my own business at the water hole and this Jeep drives up. Out jumps the white hair dude from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. He levels a rifle at me and fires. I feel a pinch and see a dart sticking out of my shoulder. Next thing you know the world goes dark. I wake up all groggy and have this damn tag in my ear now".

Just then a sheep at the next table leans over and says, "I can't help but overhear your conversation. Same thing happend to me today". The sheep flips his ear over to show a shiny new tag.

Joe looks and Jake and says, "Hey Jake, look at this, a sheep that can talk".

JaKaacH · 08-31-2010, 07:07 PM

Flo the Progresseve insurance gal and the GeIC0 gecko walk into a bar.
The bartender sees them, pulls out a sawed off shotgun and puts them out of our misery.

markem · 08-31-2010, 07:10 PM

and had to be operated on

Chainsaw13 · 08-31-2010, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaKaacH

Flo the Progresseve insurance gal and the GeIC0 gecko walk into a bar.
The bartender sees them, pulls out a sawed off shotgun and puts them out of our misery.

shilala · 08-31-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

These two hippos, Joe and Jake, walk into a bar and have a seat at a table. They order their drinks and while waiting Joe starts telling Jake about his day. "Jake, you'll never believe it. I"m minding my own business at the water hole and this Jeep drives up. Out jumps the white hair dude from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. He levels a rifle at me and fires. I feel a pinch and see a dart sticking out of my shoulder. Next thing you know the world goes dark. I wake up all groggy and have this damn tag in my ear now".

Just then a sheep at the next table leans over and says, "I can't help but overhear your conversation. Same thing happend to me today". The sheep flips his ear over to show a shiny new tag.

Joe looks and Jake and says, "Hey Jake, look at this, a sheep that can talk".

Marlin Perkins is the badassest.

Kreth · 08-31-2010, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Marlin Perkins is the badassest.

Marlin was a wuss. He was always watching from the helicopter while Jim got breechloaded by some pissed off predator.
"Get 'em, Jim!"

cort · 08-31-2010, 08:28 PM

A bar walks into a guy............Yowzers!

Parshooter · 09-01-2010, 10:53 AM

Two blondes walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have seen it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Matt-N-Ga · 08-31-2010, 07:48 PM

Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducked and laughed "drunk dumb asses"!!!!!

cort · 08-31-2010, 07:58 PM

Guy drives into a bar.

Kreth · 08-31-2010, 08:00 PM

A baby seal walks into a club.
Posted via Mobile Device

G G · 08-31-2010, 08:02 PM

a club walks into a bar and was told to beat it.

md4958 · 09-01-2010, 11:48 AM

Texan in Mexico · 09-01-2010, 11:49 AM

I hobble into a bar, bartender says "Knee problem?", I answer no I´m just a fungi

09-21-2010, 09:00 PM

The internet goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any good jokes.
The bartender leans forward and says "Who is John Galt?"

MajorCaptSilly · 09-22-2010, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

The internet goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any good jokes.
The bartender leans forward and says "Who is John Galt?"

Beautiful!

MCS

08-31-2010, 06:44 PM	#1
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,229 Trading: (96)	Re: Guy walks into a bar These two hippos, Joe and Jake, walk into a bar and have a seat at a table. They order their drinks and while waiting Joe starts telling Jake about his day. "Jake, you'll never believe it. I"m minding my own business at the water hole and this Jeep drives up. Out jumps the white hair dude from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. He levels a rifle at me and fires. I feel a pinch and see a dart sticking out of my shoulder. Next thing you know the world goes dark. I wake up all groggy and have this damn tag in my ear now". Just then a sheep at the next table leans over and says, "I can't help but overhear your conversation. Same thing happend to me today". The sheep flips his ear over to show a shiny new tag. Joe looks and Jake and says, "Hey Jake, look at this, a sheep that can talk". __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

08-31-2010, 07:07 PM	#2
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Guy walks into a bar Flo the Progresseve insurance gal and the GeIC0 gecko walk into a bar. The bartender sees them, pulls out a sawed off shotgun and puts them out of our misery. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: Guy walks into a bar and had to be operated on __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A bar walks into a guy............Yowzers!

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Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A baby seal walks into a club. Posted via Mobile Device

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