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Old 10-15-2008, 01:37 PM   #1
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This is one of my favorite jokes ever:

One afternoon a traveling salesman happens across a well kept house in a suburban neighborhood; he knocks on the door and waits patiently. No answer. A loud jazzy tune is coming from inside, so someone is obviously home but might not have been able to hear the knock so after a moment, he decides to knock again. This time he hears some shuffling in the house and the door opens. Behind the door is a boy who looks to be about eight years old, in one hand he’s holding a scotch on the rocks and in the other a large cigar. He’s dressed in a pair of plain white briefs, tube socks, a cape and a fedora. The salesman taken back by the boys appearance stammers, “Ex-excuse me Son, is your Mother or Father home?”

The kid takes a long draw on his cigar and takes a long look at the sales guy before briefly taking stock of himself, then looking back at the sales guy before replying incredulously, “What the F*^% do you think?”
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:52 PM   #2
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well done!
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:23 PM   #3
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Very good.
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Old 10-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #4
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Old 10-27-2008, 08:52 AM   #5
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hah totally awesome
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Old 10-27-2008, 09:01 AM   #6
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Hey! Who ratted me out? I never told that story to anyone.

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Old 10-27-2008, 09:17 AM   #7
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Hey! Who ratted me out? I never told that story to anyone.

I also could have been this kid.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:30 PM   #8
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****in great.
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