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Old 11-09-2017, 09:45 AM   #1
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Default The Ex-Wife

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, I think its time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.

The husband replies, Youre starting to sound like my ex-wife.

His wife says, I thought you said youve never been married before?

The husband says, I havent.
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:50 AM   #2
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:13 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:25 AM   #4
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Old 11-09-2017, 11:40 AM   #5
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I knew that sounded familiar!

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Old 11-09-2017, 01:07 PM   #7
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Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison...
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:39 PM   #8
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I relate to that one better, Joel.
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:41 PM   #9
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I relate to that one better, Joel.


Pretty sure I've lived both.
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Old 11-13-2017, 11:10 AM   #12
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