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Old 10-26-2017, 07:55 AM   #1
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Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him.

His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jack.

"That must be expensive," Bob replied.

"He charges $5,000 a month," Jack told him.

"$5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob.

"I don't know. That's his problem."
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Old 10-26-2017, 08:40 AM   #2
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Ha! Reverse the roles and you just summed up my life currently.
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:31 AM   #4
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Ha! Reverse the roles and you just summed up my life currently.
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