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Old 08-09-2017, 04:25 PM   #1
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing.
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
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Old 08-09-2017, 05:15 PM   #2
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Hard to argue with that logic.
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Old 08-09-2017, 05:18 PM   #3
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Old 08-09-2017, 06:00 PM   #4
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Hah, I had to post this elsewhere. Very nice.
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