Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-23-2017, 06:17 AM   #1
massphatness
Where's my buffaloooo ...
 
massphatness's Avatar
14
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Vin
Location: MassHolia
Posts: 11,269
Trading: (206)
ERdM
massphatness has disabled reputation
Default Vy Nodt?!

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went into town to pick up her dry cleaning. "Gootness, its hotter den hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.

She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt." She walked in and quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her and said, "And what would you like to drink today?"

"Vell ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer."

The bartender smiled at Helga and asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener"
__________________
Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE
massphatness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 07:51 AM   #2
CigarNut
Really?
 
CigarNut's Avatar
14
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
First Name: Michael
Location: Clermont, Florida
Posts: 16,386
Trading: (111)
RA
CigarNut has disabled reputation
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

__________________
Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags?

2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.
CigarNut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 08:22 AM   #3
AdamJoshua
Article 4 Free Inhabitant
 
AdamJoshua's Avatar
9
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
First Name: The Other Adam
Location: Satellite Beach
Posts: 10,604
Trading: (35)
Bolivar Army (Served With Honor)
AdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud of
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

I think I'm smiling but i can't tell with most of my face numb.
AdamJoshua is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 09:33 AM   #4
Steve
Screen Name Steve
 
Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Steve
Location: 17 R 435648 3354895
Posts: 6,984
Trading: (6)
HdM
Steve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud ofSteve has much to be proud of
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

__________________
...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 09:36 AM   #5
big_jaygee
I'm nuts for the place
 
big_jaygee's Avatar
9
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
First Name: Jason
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,909
Trading: (59)
big_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to beholdbig_jaygee is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

Hahaha!
big_jaygee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 10:12 AM   #6
Porch Dweller
Life is for living
 
Porch Dweller's Avatar
9
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
First Name: James
Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast
Posts: 5,516
Trading: (24)
Bolivar AirForce (Retired)
Porch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

Porch Dweller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 05:45 PM   #7
Tio Gato
Uncle Kitty
 
Tio Gato's Avatar
8
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Jeff
Location: Corner stool in a raw bar
Posts: 1,579
Trading: (9)
Partagas
Tio Gato is a jewel in the roughTio Gato is a jewel in the roughTio Gato is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

__________________
"You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3.
"Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.
Tio Gato is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 06:21 PM   #8
longknocker
Postwhore
 
longknocker's Avatar
13
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Greg
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Posts: 10,010
Trading: (73)
Cohiba
longknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant futurelongknocker has a brilliant future
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

Good One, Vin!
longknocker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2017, 07:25 PM   #9
markem
Livin' the life
 
markem's Avatar
12
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 16,890
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Vy Nodt?!

Vell, it'd be a long nekker
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:28 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.