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Old 03-09-2017, 06:15 PM   #1
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Default What's on TV?

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

(Ready?)

I said, "Dust."
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Default Re: What's on TV?

My ex-wife sat down next to me as I was contemplating the future...

She asked, "What's eatng you?"

(Ready?)

I said, "Rebecca."
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