Airheads...

Steve · 08-20-2015, 11:25 AM

A friend told an airhead: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The airhead replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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An airhead goes to the vet with the pet goldfish. I think it's got epilepsy," the airhead tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The airhead replies, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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An airhead spies a letter lying on the doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND" - spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A passerby asks an airhead: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

dave · 08-20-2015, 11:33 AM

I was hoping this would be about the movie.....

"The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?"

CigarNut · 08-20-2015, 11:46 AM

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Don Fernando · 08-22-2015, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave

I was hoping this would be about the movie.....

"The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?"

I was thinking the same, underrated classic. Great soundtrack too.

08-20-2015, 11:25 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Airheads... A friend told an airhead: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The airhead replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." --- A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." --- An airhead goes to the vet with the pet goldfish. I think it's got epilepsy," the airhead tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The airhead replies, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". --- An airhead spies a letter lying on the doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND" - spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. --- A man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the doctor. "No", he shouts, "this is her husband!" --- A passerby asks an airhead: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-20-2015, 11:33 AM	#2
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: Airheads... I was hoping this would be about the movie..... "The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?" __________________ I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Thomas Jefferson

08-20-2015, 11:46 AM	#3
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