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Old 12-03-2014, 05:13 PM   #1
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish that no one can find.
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Old 12-03-2014, 05:16 PM   #2
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That one will win you some lady-friends, Ron.
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Old 12-03-2014, 05:35 PM   #3
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Old 12-03-2014, 07:04 PM   #4
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Old 12-04-2014, 09:06 AM   #5
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Old 12-04-2014, 10:20 AM   #6
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Old 12-04-2014, 11:02 AM   #7
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Wow now everyone at the office is staring at me wanting to know why coffee just came out my nose!
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Old 12-04-2014, 11:13 AM   #8
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Nowadays - not many hares!
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