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Old 10-07-2014, 07:30 AM   #1
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Back in the 1980's, on Friday nights at Kindley Field, the naval station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer's club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk him into staying, but he'd promised his bride he'd be home by six. I offered to call home for Rick.

When his wife answered the phone, I said, "Rick has been kidnapped. Put ten dollars in small, unmarked bills in a plain brown paper bag and throw it in the door of the officer's club." Then I hung up.

A short time later, a waiter brought a grocery bag to our table. In it were Rick's baseball glove, a tennis racket, and a teddy bear. Attached to the bear was a note: "Rick can play kidnapped until 7 p.m. Then he must come home."
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Old 10-07-2014, 07:44 AM   #2
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Old 10-07-2014, 08:55 AM   #3
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That sounds like what my wife would do.
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