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Old 09-25-2013, 07:09 PM   #1
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Default The All Night Shift Nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
Well, that's great........that's just great..........some a$$hole is walking around with my pen!
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Now I need to get the water out of my keyboard that I just sprayed after laughing so hard.

Thanks for that Carlos!
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