Unemployed

Blueface · 08-01-2013, 12:10 PM

A young man with his pants hanging half off his butt walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job - I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it." .....

dijit · 08-01-2013, 12:26 PM

now that some funny shiat right there

363 · 08-01-2013, 12:30 PM

markem · 08-01-2013, 12:36 PM

I heard from a friend of a friend that it is a true story.

Blueface · 08-01-2013, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

I heard from a friend of a friend that it is a true story.

One can tell the age of this joke. Left it in there on purpose.
Rich guy would have a 2013 or 2014 if already out.

CigarNut · 08-01-2013, 12:56 PM

.cigardude. · 08-01-2013, 01:38 PM

Good one :-)

big_jaygee · 08-01-2013, 02:01 PM

STEVE S · 08-01-2013, 02:38 PM

maninblack · 08-01-2013, 03:23 PM

Ha ha ha classic!

kelmac07 · 08-01-2013, 07:28 PM

Ciro · 08-02-2013, 08:56 AM

08-01-2013, 12:10 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Unemployed A young man with his pants hanging half off his butt walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job - I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing. The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it." ..... __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

08-01-2013, 12:26 PM	#2
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Unemployed now that some funny shiat right there __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

08-01-2013, 12:30 PM	#3
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Unemployed __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

08-01-2013, 12:36 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,535 Trading: (47)	Re: Unemployed I heard from a friend of a friend that it is a true story. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-01-2013, 12:56 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Unemployed __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

08-01-2013, 01:38 PM	#7
.cigardude. Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Miami, FL. Posts: 171 Trading: (0)	Re: Unemployed Good one :-)

08-01-2013, 02:01 PM	#8
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Unemployed

08-01-2013, 02:38 PM	#9
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Unemployed __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

08-01-2013, 03:23 PM	#10
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Unemployed Ha ha ha classic! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

08-01-2013, 07:28 PM	#11
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Unemployed __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-02-2013, 08:56 AM	#12
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	Re: Unemployed