The Fitness Freak

Ciro · 06-20-2012, 01:42 PM

One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.

Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."

That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."

Blak Smyth · 06-20-2012, 01:55 PM

Just tighten it up!

Skywalker · 06-20-2012, 01:59 PM

Ouch!

Ogre · 06-20-2012, 04:42 PM

DAMN, thats rough!!!!!

kelmac07 · 06-20-2012, 06:35 PM

Ouch!!

06-20-2012, 01:42 PM	#1
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	The Fitness Freak One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."

06-20-2012, 01:55 PM	#2
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: The Fitness Freak Just tighten it up! __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

06-20-2012, 01:59 PM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Fitness Freak Ouch! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

06-20-2012, 04:42 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Fitness Freak DAMN, thats rough!!!!! __________________

06-20-2012, 06:35 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Fitness Freak Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"