Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Cigar Forums > Cigar Discussion > All Cigar Discussion

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-04-2012, 04:18 PM   #1
cigarsmoker2543
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: Cigarbutt
Location: Simi Valley Ca
Posts: 108
Trading: (0)
HUpmann Navy (Disabled Vet)
cigarsmoker2543 can only hope to improve
Default Divorce





This how I got this room finished,

This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE"

It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me.

SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it.

LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$.

{{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}}

CIGARSMOKER2543

So in closing I have
A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE
__________________
cigarsmoker2543 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:34 PM   #2
BlkDrew
Rolling my own...
 
BlkDrew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
First Name: Andrew
Location: Rochester NY
Posts: 717
Trading: (35)
LGC
BlkDrew will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Divorce

Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha
BlkDrew is online now  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:39 PM   #3
688sonarmen
Shipmate!
 
688sonarmen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
First Name: Jake
Location: Ledyard, Ct
Posts: 2,686
Trading: (17)
Bolivar Navy (Active)
688sonarmen is just really nice688sonarmen is just really nice688sonarmen is just really nice688sonarmen is just really nice
Default Re: Divorce

Wow, you showed her.
688sonarmen is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:41 PM   #4
Ogre
****CENSORED****
 
Ogre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
First Name: Larry
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 11,354
Trading: (45)
HUpmann
Ogre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant future
Default Re: Divorce

Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse.
__________________
Ogre is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:46 PM   #5
icehog3
Admiral Douche Bag
 
icehog3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: United Center
Posts: 47,265
Trading: (55)
RA
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Divorce

Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce.

Best trip I ever made.
__________________




Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.
icehog3 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:46 PM   #6
deaster25
Still Watching My Back
 
deaster25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
First Name: Dave
Location: Missouri
Posts: 192
Trading: (4)
Montecristo
deaster25 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Divorce

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.
__________________
A man with a beard never sleeps alone.
deaster25 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:51 PM   #7
icehog3
Admiral Douche Bag
 
icehog3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: United Center
Posts: 47,265
Trading: (55)
RA
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Divorce

Quote:
Originally Posted by deaster25 View Post
My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.
Quick, build one before she changes her mind.

J/K, sorry if it isn't what you wanted.
__________________




Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.
icehog3 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:53 PM   #8
Reaver2145
Staring At Potatoes
 
Reaver2145's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: Simon
Location: New Chavistan
Posts: 395
Trading: (2)
Bolivar
Reaver2145 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Divorce

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.



Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.
__________________
Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.
Reaver2145 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:55 PM   #9
icehog3
Admiral Douche Bag
 
icehog3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: United Center
Posts: 47,265
Trading: (55)
RA
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Divorce

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 View Post
Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.



Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.
You never met my ex-wife.
__________________




Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.
icehog3 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 04:55 PM   #10
mike
Padron Lover
 
mike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
First Name: mike
Location: Granville Ohio
Posts: 122
Trading: (16)
Punch
mike is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Divorce

Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...
mike is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:01 PM   #11
Reaver2145
Staring At Potatoes
 
Reaver2145's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: Simon
Location: New Chavistan
Posts: 395
Trading: (2)
Bolivar
Reaver2145 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Divorce

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
You never met my ex-wife.
Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.
__________________
Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.
Reaver2145 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:02 PM   #12
gnukfu
I like cigars
 
gnukfu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: George
Location: Massholia
Posts: 1,466
Trading: (27)
LGC
gnukfu is a jewel in the roughgnukfu is a jewel in the roughgnukfu is a jewel in the roughgnukfu is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Divorce

With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past.

And the room looks great!
__________________
Curious George

gnukfu is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:06 PM   #13
fencefixer
Feeling at Home
 
fencefixer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: DC
Posts: 544
Trading: (7)
fencefixer will become famous soon enoughfencefixer will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Divorce

You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else.

"It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, ***** get the **** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it..

Congrats on getting rid of her!!
fencefixer is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:13 PM   #14
44stampede
Feeling at Home
 
44stampede's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
First Name: Brett
Location: Singapore
Posts: 776
Trading: (21)
Cohiba
44stampede will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Divorce

Room looks great.
__________________
Found his new, addictive time waster.
44stampede is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:24 PM   #15
BSB
Feeling at Home
 
BSB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
First Name: Bob
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 897
Trading: (13)
Partagas
BSB will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Divorce

NICE! Wise move on the prenup
__________________
Ad majorem Dei gloriam!
BSB is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:29 PM   #16
maninblack
Will smoke for food
 
maninblack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
First Name: Kevin
Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens
Posts: 10,634
Trading: (80)
Partagas
maninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to beholdmaninblack is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Divorce

Looks like we have a new Smitty.
__________________
Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA
maninblack is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:30 PM   #17
cigarsmoker2543
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: Cigarbutt
Location: Simi Valley Ca
Posts: 108
Trading: (0)
HUpmann Navy (Disabled Vet)
cigarsmoker2543 can only hope to improve
Default Re: Divorce



Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.


(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU
cigarsmoker2543 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:39 PM   #18
icehog3
Admiral Douche Bag
 
icehog3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: United Center
Posts: 47,265
Trading: (55)
RA
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Divorce

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 View Post
Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.
I normally wouldn't do that to anyone, but in your case, it might be a match made in Heaven.

Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack View Post
Looks like we have a new Smitty.
Let the Roast begin!
__________________




Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.
icehog3 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:43 PM   #19
sikk50
Just Bored Really...
 
sikk50's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Andrew
Location: The Jefferson State
Posts: 1,977
Trading: (12)
LGC
sikk50 is just really nicesikk50 is just really nicesikk50 is just really nicesikk50 is just really nice
Default Re: Divorce

Good thin you built it, I believe you guys out in Slimey won't be able to smoke in your own backyards here shortly!
__________________
"Not a Headache in a Hogshead"
sikk50 is offline  
Old 03-04-2012, 05:51 PM   #20
14holestogie
Serial banter killer
 
14holestogie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tim
Location: Clintonville, WI
Posts: 4,268
Trading: (51)
Partagas
14holestogie has disabled reputation
Default Re: Divorce

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post

Let the Roast begin!
I'm already peeling the potatoes.
__________________
I loves me a Parti
14holestogie is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:44 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.