Divorce

cigarsmoker2543 · 03-04-2012, 03:18 PM

This how I got this room finished,

This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE"

It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me.

SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it.

LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$.

{{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}}

CIGARSMOKER2543

So in closing I have
A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE
__________________

BlkDrew · 03-04-2012, 03:34 PM

Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha

688sonarmen · 03-04-2012, 03:39 PM

Wow, you showed her.

Ogre · 03-04-2012, 03:41 PM

Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse.

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 03:46 PM

Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce.

Best trip I ever made.

deaster25 · 03-04-2012, 03:46 PM

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deaster25

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

Quick, build one before she changes her mind.

J/K, sorry if it isn't what you wanted.

Reaver2145 · 03-04-2012, 03:53 PM

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

You never met my ex-wife.

mike · 03-04-2012, 03:55 PM

Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...

Reaver2145 · 03-04-2012, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

You never met my ex-wife.

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

gnukfu · 03-04-2012, 04:02 PM

With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past.

And the room looks great!

fencefixer · 03-04-2012, 04:06 PM

You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else.

"It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, ***** get the **** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it..

Congrats on getting rid of her!!

44stampede · 03-04-2012, 04:13 PM

Room looks great.

BSB · 03-04-2012, 04:24 PM

NICE!

Wise move on the prenup

maninblack · 03-04-2012, 04:29 PM

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

cigarsmoker2543 · 03-04-2012, 04:30 PM

Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.

(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

I normally wouldn't do that to anyone, but in your case, it might be a match made in Heaven.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

Let the Roast begin!

sikk50 · 03-04-2012, 04:43 PM

Good thin you built it, I believe you guys out in Slimey won't be able to smoke in your own backyards here shortly!

14holestogie · 03-04-2012, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Let the Roast begin!

I'm already peeling the potatoes.

03-04-2012, 03:18 PM	#1
cigarsmoker2543 Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Cigarbutt Location: Simi Valley Ca Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Divorce This how I got this room finished, This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE" It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me. SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it. LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$. {{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}} CIGARSMOKER2543 So in closing I have A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE __________________

03-04-2012, 03:34 PM	#2
BlkDrew Rolling my own... Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Andrew Location: Rochester NY Posts: 624 Trading: (28)	Re: Divorce Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha __________________ Roxy Cigars, always for sale. Pm for details

03-04-2012, 03:39 PM	#3
688sonarmen Shipmate! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Jake Location: A Shed Posts: 2,259 Trading: (17)	Re: Divorce Wow, you showed her.

03-04-2012, 03:41 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 10,467 Trading: (45)	Re: Divorce Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse. __________________

03-04-2012, 03:46 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douche Bag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Douchebagistan Posts: 41,157 Trading: (54)	Re: Divorce Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce. Best trip I ever made. __________________ NHL Western Semifinals Chicago Blackhawks 1 V. Detroit Red Wings 1 Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.

03-04-2012, 03:46 PM	#6
deaster25 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Missouri Posts: 192 Trading: (4)	Re: Divorce My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room. __________________ A man with a beard never sleeps alone.

03-04-2012, 03:53 PM	#8
Reaver2145 Staring At Potatoes Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Simon Location: New Chavistan Posts: 395 Trading: (2)	Re: Divorce Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this. Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price. __________________ Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.

03-04-2012, 03:55 PM	#10
mike Padron Lover Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: mike Location: Granville Ohio Posts: 122 Trading: (16)	Re: Divorce Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...

03-04-2012, 04:02 PM	#12
gnukfu I like cigars Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: George Location: Massholia Posts: 1,466 Trading: (27)	Re: Divorce With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past. And the room looks great! __________________ Curious George

03-04-2012, 04:06 PM	#13
fencefixer Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: DC Posts: 524 Trading: (7)	Re: Divorce You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else. "It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, *** get the ** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it.. Congrats on getting rid of her!!

03-04-2012, 04:13 PM	#14
44stampede Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Brett Location: Singapore Posts: 588 Trading: (21)	Re: Divorce Room looks great. __________________ Found his new, addictive time waster.

03-04-2012, 04:24 PM	#15
BSB Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Bob Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 895 Trading: (13)	Re: Divorce NICE! Wise move on the prenup __________________ Ad majorem Dei gloriam!

03-04-2012, 04:29 PM	#16
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 9,017 Trading: (65)	Re: Divorce Looks like we have a new Smitty. __________________ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

03-04-2012, 04:30 PM	#17
cigarsmoker2543 Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Cigarbutt Location: Simi Valley Ca Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Re: Divorce Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR. Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES. Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES. Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE. (PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS. THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE. THANK YOU

03-04-2012, 04:43 PM	#19
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 1,917 Trading: (11)	Re: Divorce Good thin you built it, I believe you guys out in Slimey won't be able to smoke in your own backyards here shortly! __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

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