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Old 11-29-2008, 10:48 PM   #1
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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:20 PM   #2
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:49 AM   #3
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:02 PM   #4
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That's one of the best ones I have heard in quite a while!
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:45 PM   #5
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Old 11-30-2008, 04:21 PM   #6
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I'm showing this to my wife as we speak. I'm always hungry, lol
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:27 PM   #8
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I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight now...thanks!
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:10 PM   #9
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Rofl!

BTW: That pic scares me.....
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:27 PM   #10
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That is great!
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That's gotta be one of the creepiest pics I've ever seen.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:42 PM   #12
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That's gotta be one of the creepiest pics I've ever seen.
that's how the ex looked like after we broke up
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I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight now...thanks!
Very Scary.
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Haha great joke!

Scary picture...
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