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Old 12-08-2011, 04:55 PM   #1
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I checked into my hotel last night, and I said to the lady at the desk:

"I hope the p@rn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular p@rn, you sick bastard."
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:03 PM   #3
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:14 PM   #4
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:21 PM   #5
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That's great...
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Old 12-08-2011, 09:02 PM   #6
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:00 AM   #7
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Old 12-09-2011, 01:20 AM   #8
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Old 12-09-2011, 01:37 AM   #9
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I'm stealing this
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Old 12-09-2011, 03:50 AM   #10
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LOL That was good
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