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Old 11-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #1
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This one has been around for a while but I still love it.



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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:22 PM   #2
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This one has been around for a while but I still love it.
I thought it was, "You've reached your limit! Then he pours 2 beers."

Much more Math-geeky that way.
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:14 PM   #3
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Ahhhh I get it Hated sequences and series!
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:24 PM   #4
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Ah, aren't limits grand? Nice one.
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:25 PM   #5
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Math makes my head hurt...
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Old 12-01-2008, 09:47 PM   #6
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Nerds!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:06 PM   #7
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Shut up IceHog!

But nice joke, still think something lost in translation (in my head) though
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:13 PM   #8
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Shut up IceHog!
That's not very nice.
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