blonde joke

snkbyt · 10-14-2010, 04:23 AM

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

icehog3 · 10-14-2010, 08:11 AM

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378

Tom,
I have a better one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Alex, couldn't resist.

icehog3 · 10-14-2010, 08:33 AM

Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.

snkbyt · 10-14-2010, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.

must mean its a good joke then and needs to be posted often

massphatness · 10-14-2010, 09:35 AM

Or you're all fuggin' blond

Whee · 10-14-2010, 09:39 AM

I don't get it....

shilala · 10-14-2010, 09:40 AM

I laughed four times in this post alone. I'm gonna check that link!!!

pektel · 10-14-2010, 09:40 AM

I don't get why women brag about being able to multitask... what's so great about being able to do three things wrong at once?

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I could swear that one is quite similar to this one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Crap!
I forgot Alex has guns.

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 09:53 AM

I wonder if the guy ever made it out of the bar alive?

Whee · 10-14-2010, 09:55 AM

Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?

stewshi · 10-14-2010, 09:56 AM

Hmmm where have I heard this one before ?

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?

snkbyt · 10-14-2010, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

Crap! I forgot Alex has guns.

just a few

10-14-2010, 04:23 AM	#1
snkbyt the SAUCE BOSS Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: Redneckville, VA Posts: 2,996 Trading: (26)	blonde joke A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." __________________ "WHAT WHISKEY WILL NOT CURE, THERE IS NO CURE FOR" Irish Proverb

10-14-2010, 08:11 AM	#2
icehog3 Prince of Sarcasm Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Douchebagistan Posts: 41,120 Trading: (54)	Re: blonde joke http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378 __________________ NHL Western Semifinals Chicago Blackhawks 1 V. Detroit Red Wings 0 Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.

10-14-2010, 08:33 AM	#4
icehog3 Prince of Sarcasm Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Douchebagistan Posts: 41,120 Trading: (54)	Re: blonde joke Did you ever hear this one, Carlos? A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." too, Alex. __________________ NHL Western Semifinals Chicago Blackhawks 1 V. Detroit Red Wings 0 Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank and Týr.

10-14-2010, 09:35 AM	#6
massphatness I <3 Thursday Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 8,162 Trading: (194)	Re: blonde joke Or you're all fuggin' blond __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

10-14-2010, 09:39 AM	#7
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Kokomo, Indiana Posts: 3,493 Trading: (17)	Re: blonde joke I don't get it.... __________________ Jedi-Leprechaun-Douchebag-in-Training

10-14-2010, 09:40 AM	#8
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 11,086 Trading: (234)	Re: blonde joke I laughed four times in this post alone. I'm gonna check that link!!! __________________

10-14-2010, 09:40 AM	#9
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 3,642 Trading: (25)	Re: blonde joke I don't get why women brag about being able to multitask... what's so great about being able to do three things wrong at once? __________________ http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t..._4557110_n.jpg

10-14-2010, 09:53 AM	#11
Dave128 Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Colonie, NY Posts: 1,428 Trading: (0)	Re: blonde joke I wonder if the guy ever made it out of the bar alive? __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

10-14-2010, 09:55 AM	#12
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Kokomo, Indiana Posts: 3,493 Trading: (17)	Re: blonde joke Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."? __________________ Jedi-Leprechaun-Douchebag-in-Training

10-14-2010, 09:56 AM	#13
stewshi Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 399 Trading: (23)	Re: blonde joke Hmmm where have I heard this one before ?

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