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Old 08-24-2010, 06:05 PM   #1
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The worst tasting cigar.


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Old 08-24-2010, 06:07 PM   #2
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LOL... made me look!!!
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:11 PM   #3
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To be fair, Vin, I think there may be worst cigars....maybe

Supposedly we needed to smoke the Cremosa all the way through to truly appreciate the POS that it was. Sadly, I can say I haven't ruined my palate to that degree. Although, the Viper would easily make the top 3 in that PPPP.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:17 PM   #4
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I have had a Cremosa and can tell you the true nasty rotten fish taste is at the 2/3 point.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:25 PM   #5
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:41 PM   #6
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Check out the PPPP thread, Peter.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:42 PM   #7
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LOL... made me look!!!
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Man...I don't know..that big black unbanded thing they were passing around was horrid! It might have been a turd though that some manufacture was ashamed to put his name on...
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:02 PM   #9
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I couldn't have said it better myself!

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Old 08-24-2010, 07:04 PM   #10
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:04 PM   #11
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Check out the PPPP thread, Peter.
I did.
I just wanted a pic of Vin smoking the Gurkha Viper posted here.

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Old 08-24-2010, 07:05 PM   #12
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:55 PM   #13
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All your comments are just making this cigar more attractive to Mario! Next freakin herf he will be passing them out like candy!

Cremosa's come in two flavors. If you are very lucky you get the ones that taste like wet cardboard. The unlucky ones get the taste of dead fish that has been sitting on the counter for a week. Truly vile!
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I Was Hoping To Be "Shocked"! Vin Smoking A Gurkha?
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:10 PM   #15
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Man...I don't know..that big black unbanded thing they were passing around was horrid! It might have been a turd though that some manufacture was ashamed to put his name on...
Actually that turd looking thing just tasted like sawdust and air. The cremosa on the other hand made me dry heave.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:14 PM   #16
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nice review Vin

I laughed when I saw the title and peed myself when I actually read the review.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:27 PM   #17
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The worst tasting cigar.


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So glad my 2 years were up.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:44 PM   #18
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Two for two. Last year, Stag. This year, Viper. Yes, I am responsible.

I'll have to think about what kind of horrid cigar to submit next year.
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Cremosa's come in two flavors. If you are very lucky you get the ones that taste like wet cardboard. The unlucky ones get the taste of dead fish that has been sitting on the counter for a week. Truly vile!
Dead fish is exactly what the Cremosa tasted like. And I ranked the Cremosa better than the Viper. "Vile" doesn't even begin to cover the badness of the Viper. I wonder if Gurkha even tested this blend ...
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:57 PM   #20
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i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas
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