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A hooker sits down next to a man at the bar and asks him if he wants to play a game.
The man replies "sure" and she says "I will do anything you want tonight for $300, but the catch is you have to be able to say it in three words." The man smiles and pulls three $100 bills from his wallet and sits them in front of her and says "paint my house." |
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ohhh a classic lol
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"Pay my mortgage"
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