Cake or bed

G G · 03-20-2009, 06:31 PM

[font=comic sans ms]a husband is at home watching a
football game when his wife interrupts,

'honey,
could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now'.

He looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now?
Does it look like i have
ge written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.

Fine,

then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right '

to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have westinghouse
written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.

'fine', she says
'then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door?
They are about to break '

'i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps'.
He says, 'does it look like i have
ace hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so
i've had enough of you.
I'm going to the bar!!!! '

so he goes to the bar and drinks for a
couple of hours.......................................

He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home

as he walks into the house, he notices
that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the
hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.

'honey', he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?'
she said, 'well, when you left i sat
outside and cried.

J ust then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and i told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and
all i had to do was either
go to bed with him or bake a cake'.

He said,
'so what kind of cake did you bake?'

she replied,
'hellooooo..
Do you see betty crocker written
on my forehead?
I don't think so!'[/font]

CBI_2 · 03-20-2009, 06:45 PM

Great one Greg.

G G · 03-20-2009, 06:55 PM

I can't take credit Paul. People email em to me.

WildBlueSooner · 03-20-2009, 07:09 PM

haha nice one!

karmaz00 · 03-20-2009, 07:20 PM

good one

MajorCaptSilly · 03-20-2009, 09:28 PM

Mmmm....CAKE!

MCS

Starscream · 03-21-2009, 01:32 PM

03-22-2009, 05:10 AM

Awesome Greg!

03-20-2009, 06:31 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Cake or bed [font=comic sans ms]a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, 'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now'. He looks at her and says angrily, 'fix the lights now? Does it look like i have ge written on my forehead? I don't think so'. Fine, then the wife asks, 'well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right ' to which he replied, 'fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so'. 'fine', she says 'then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break ' 'i'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps'. He says, 'does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so i've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!! ' so he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours....................................... He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home as he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. 'honey', he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?' she said, 'well, when you left i sat outside and cried. J ust then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake'. He said, 'so what kind of cake did you bake?' she replied, 'hellooooo.. Do you see betty crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!'[/font]

03-20-2009, 06:45 PM	#2
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cake or bed Great one Greg. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-20-2009, 06:55 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Cake or bed I can't take credit Paul. People email em to me.

03-20-2009, 07:09 PM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Cake or bed haha nice one! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-20-2009, 07:20 PM	#5
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Cake or bed good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-20-2009, 09:28 PM	#6
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Cake or bed Mmmm....CAKE! MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

03-21-2009, 01:32 PM	#7
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Cake or bed __________________ Insert quote here.

03-22-2009, 05:10 AM	#8
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cake or bed Awesome Greg!