A young man's fear

Tio Gato · 10-16-2008, 01:13 PM

A young man was raised by a terribly over-protective mother.
From early in life she instilled in him the following:
"Never have sex with a woman because they have teeth down there and your thing will be bitten off!"

Finally after years of hearing this our lad heads off to college and meets the girl of his dreams. Things progress until one night she tells him shes ready to go all the way. He explains that he can't and relates what his mother had told him.

"Teeth?" she laughs. "Here, I'll turn on the light and you can check for yourself." He gives her a thorough inspection and finds no teeth.

"You can plainly see there are no teeth down there." she coos.

He says, "Of course there aren't, considering the condition of your gums!"

GKitty · 10-16-2008, 04:30 PM

darb85 · 10-16-2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

G G · 10-25-2008, 01:15 PM

Ha.

10-16-2008, 01:13 PM	#1
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Massholeachusetts Posts: 499 Trading: (2)	A young man's fear A young man was raised by a terribly over-protective mother. From early in life she instilled in him the following: "Never have sex with a woman because they have teeth down there and your thing will be bitten off!" Finally after years of hearing this our lad heads off to college and meets the girl of his dreams. Things progress until one night she tells him shes ready to go all the way. He explains that he can't and relates what his mother had told him. "Teeth?" she laughs. "Here, I'll turn on the light and you can check for yourself." He gives her a thorough inspection and finds no teeth. "You can plainly see there are no teeth down there." she coos. He says, "Of course there aren't, considering the condition of your gums!" __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!"

10-16-2008, 04:30 PM	#2
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,936 Trading: (8)	Re: A young man's fear __________________ "Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." ~Thomas A. Edison

10-25-2008, 01:15 PM	#4
G G Hipster Doofus Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 10,894 Trading: (10)	Re: A young man's fear Ha. __________________ *Of course, there are some who just need to be crusaded upon. Revsmoke 2013*

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