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Old 03-12-2009, 03:57 AM   #1
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Default I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

I was talking to my co worker today and she mentioned her daughter had a pet that she could no longer keep because they are afraid it might eat their new baby after she's old enough to walk. they are afraid she might get in to the back yard somehow and get eaten.

I told her I would take it and eat if she didnt mind, rather than having it eat a kid. she told me sure. I'm going to pick it up next week.

I'm then gonna figure a way to chain it, and several possums, to a tree in my back yard so i can plump it up a little.

Then i'm going to have all my co workers down so i can kill it. deep fry the tail and roast the body.

yup... my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:00 AM   #2
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my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.
I'd love to join you, but that isn't a big enough gator for a real big party!!! BTW, the jaw muscle meat and the meat where the leg goes in is the best!!!
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:04 AM   #3
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haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:10 AM   #4
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haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!
Now you are talking!!!

With a small gator like that you might consider grinding the meat, mixing in some pork fat, and making "gator burgers." Something a little more time consuming but dang good is to do the same thing but make meatballs. Wrap a piece of bacon around them and smoke them for about 2 1/2 hours at 225. MMMMmmmm... gator balls!!!
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:18 AM   #5
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whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:30 AM   #6
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whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.
45 cal in the brain pan.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:36 AM   #7
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whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.


but the bullit trough the brain may work as well
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Old 03-12-2009, 05:20 AM   #8
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whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!
put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom
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put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom
The Don is ON this morning!!!

If by the slim chance that doesn't work I would use a 12 gauge shotgun and put it about 5 or so inches above his eyes and pull the trigger.
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:14 AM   #10
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The Don is ON this morning!!!

If by the slim chance that doesn't work I would use a 12 gauge shotgun and put it about 5 or so inches above his eyes and pull the trigger.
slugs work better than bird shot for this btw....

Just saying....

Wish I could come down for gator and crawfish, sounds awesome.
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:49 AM   #11
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put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom


An ALigator in Indiana, wtf???
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:52 AM   #12
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Sounds like it has the makings for a "crocumentary" with a small production budget of course.....
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:53 AM   #13
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Just make sure Bunny is watching if you wrastle the thing

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Old 03-12-2009, 07:59 AM   #14
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Better hope Rizzle doesn't see this......the thought of cooked gator might get him licking his chops! (he's a BAMA fan for those of you who don't know).
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Love me some fresh gator....but I could eat a 5 footer myself.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:03 AM   #16
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Somebody say we're having gator for dinner? In.

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Old 03-12-2009, 09:17 AM   #17
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Hmmm....

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Mmmmmmm Gator. The tail meat is real good
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Put me in for shoes, belt and another friggin purse for the Mrs.
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kill it Crocodile Dundee style... jump from a tree and drive your knife through it's skull
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