Would you try human flesh?

lightning9191 · 02-26-2009, 11:50 AM

This question popped into my head yesterday and I've been asking people, so I figured I'd put it up here:

Let's say you were in a foreign country where the local culture enjoyed dining on human flesh. The people aren't killed for their flesh. After people die, the culture prefers to eat their dead as opposed to burying them....they see that as wasteful. So now that you've decided to visit this tropical paradise (or wherever), would you try human flesh while you were there?

02-26-2009, 11:54 AM

Depends on what they die from.

I've heard of it used as a way to honour someone and keep them a part of you.

elderboy02 · 02-26-2009, 11:55 AM

So, how much crack have you been smoking today

I vote no way

GKitty · 02-26-2009, 11:58 AM

Wow... this forum just took a turn for the odd.

But in all seriousness, it would depend on what they died from and the cooking method.

02-26-2009, 12:02 PM

Is the dead person from a small village or a large village? I have heard that it makes a difference.

MedicCook · 02-27-2009, 07:54 AM

What kind of cigar goes with human?

karmaz00 · 02-26-2009, 12:08 PM

dude no...lol

02-26-2009, 12:12 PM

If it was a survival situation and someone in my party died and I had the means to cook them in order to live. Yes.

If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 12:14 PM

Is this organic human flesh?

lightning9191 · 02-26-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Is this organic human flesh?

No....but it is free range.

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191

No....but it is free range.

Sounds good. We may have to merge this with my sausage-making thread.

02-26-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

That is just wrong.. LOL

Ashcan Bill · 02-26-2009, 12:14 PM

No, I'm really trying to keep my cholesterol down.

Smokin Gator · 02-26-2009, 12:16 PM

Was it from the internet or a B&M?

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Was it from the internet or a B&M?

Hopefully B&M, I hear the internet guys only get the cheaper cuts.

chippewastud79 · 02-26-2009, 12:35 PM

Assuming that it was in good form, I think I would. But I will try anything once.

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Hopefully B&M, I hear the internet guys only get the cheaper cuts.

Could you prove it? Or taste the difference 100% of the time?

taltos · 02-26-2009, 12:38 PM

Can I have the liver with some chianti and fava beans on the side?

02-26-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Can I have the liver with some chianti and fava beans on the side?

Kreth · 02-26-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Could you prove it? Or taste the difference 100% of the time?

I propose we set up a blind study. Anyone know where we can obtain some samples?

taltos · 02-26-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

I propose we set up a blind study. Anyone know where we can obtain some samples?

Legend?

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02-26-2009, 11:50 AM	#1
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Would you try human flesh? This question popped into my head yesterday and I've been asking people, so I figured I'd put it up here: Let's say you were in a foreign country where the local culture enjoyed dining on human flesh. The people aren't killed for their flesh. After people die, the culture prefers to eat their dead as opposed to burying them....they see that as wasteful. So now that you've decided to visit this tropical paradise (or wherever), would you try human flesh while you were there? __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

02-26-2009, 11:54 AM	#2
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? Depends on what they die from. I've heard of it used as a way to honour someone and keep them a part of you.

02-26-2009, 11:55 AM	#3
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,512 Trading: (133)	Re: Would you try human flesh? So, how much crack have you been smoking today I vote no way

02-26-2009, 11:58 AM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Wow... this forum just took a turn for the odd. But in all seriousness, it would depend on what they died from and the cooking method. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

02-26-2009, 12:02 PM	#5
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? Is the dead person from a small village or a large village? I have heard that it makes a difference.

02-27-2009, 07:54 AM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Would you try human flesh? What kind of cigar goes with human?

02-26-2009, 12:08 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Would you try human flesh? dude no...lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-26-2009, 12:12 PM	#8
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you try human flesh? If it was a survival situation and someone in my party died and I had the means to cook them in order to live. Yes. If I was out would I order a double quarter pounder with human meat, hold the mustard. No.

02-26-2009, 12:14 PM	#9
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Is this organic human flesh?

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Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: Would you try human flesh? No, I'm really trying to keep my cholesterol down.

02-26-2009, 12:16 PM	#14
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Was it from the internet or a B&M? __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

02-26-2009, 12:38 PM	#17
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Would you try human flesh? Can I have the liver with some chianti and fava beans on the side? __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett