YOUR favorite sayings...... - Page 6

CigarDisciple · 05-26-2010, 01:03 PM

"you look as nervous as a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor"

06-09-2010, 11:31 AM

i gots a few ofem,

life aint no bowl of cherries

can i borrow a mirror i need to see if i look like i give a rats ass

sum*****

D minus dumb

aint drinkin fun

and my girlfriend mary likes to say
i was drunk you know it dont count when im drunk

k

looking for know · 05-26-2010, 07:37 AM

"Go fish."
"Close (or almost) counts when you play with horseshoes or handgranades."
"It might not look like it, but I'm crying on the inside."

looking for know · 05-26-2010, 07:37 AM

"Eat every carrot and pea on your plate."

SNKBYT · 05-26-2010, 08:22 AM

let me know how that works out for you

kelmac07 · 06-09-2010, 12:54 PM

"This is bullsh@t...smells like Cypress Hill concert in here!"

06-09-2010, 01:07 PM

"I'd rather be lucky than good"

"I ain't often right but i'm never wrong"

"This is D-U-M dumb"

"Baby, you're pretty enough to make a good dog break its leash"

After something horrible or annoying happens to someone you say "It's ok to like it"

06-09-2010, 02:38 PM

you did what in the where?

and

whatever floats your boat.

14holestogie · 06-09-2010, 03:23 PM

I'd like to see it from your side, but I'm not sure both our heads will fit up your arse.

JaKaacH · 06-09-2010, 04:45 PM

Thats some funny ship right there...

RevSmoke · 06-09-2010, 05:05 PM

Don't question my sobriety when I'm drunk!

NeuRon · 06-09-2010, 05:33 PM

If you Fail to Prepare, Prepare to Fail

jwfish81 · 06-09-2010, 06:48 PM

I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture polisher.

You could tear up a crow bar in a sand pile.

A good sermon should be like a woman's shirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough the cover the essentials.

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

T.G · 06-09-2010, 06:50 PM

When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.

jwfish81 · 06-09-2010, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.

LMAO!

Subvet642 · 06-10-2010, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.

I almost p!ssed myself laughing!

Brian D. · 06-10-2010, 08:11 AM

"If you don't like the music go talk to the organ grinder, not the f***in' monkey!" (That's some of the best advice I've ever been given.)

"She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road."

shilala · 06-10-2010, 05:24 AM

I use "busier than a cat covering chit on a hot tin roof" a lot.
At work, I've heard "looks like a lid off a can of f*ck" no less than a million times. It started with the sheet metal guys, and became the standard answer for pretty much everything. It still makes me smile.

kugie · 06-10-2010, 07:21 AM

"Go pound Sand"

One of my favorites

"Go Sh*t in your Hat"

Montano · 06-10-2010, 07:26 AM

That's about as useless as tits on a bull.

05-26-2010, 01:03 PM	#1
CigarDisciple Livin Life as it comes Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Sam Location: NC Posts: 81 Trading: (0)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "you look as nervous as a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor"

06-09-2010, 11:31 AM	#2
drill Guest Posts: n/a	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... i gots a few ofem, life aint no bowl of cherries can i borrow a mirror i need to see if i look like i give a rats ass sum***** D minus dumb aint drinkin fun and my girlfriend mary likes to say i was drunk you know it dont count when im drunk k

05-26-2010, 07:37 AM	#3
looking for know Dr. Mike Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Camas, Wa Posts: 177 Trading: (10)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Go fish." "Close (or almost) counts when you play with horseshoes or handgranades." "It might not look like it, but I'm crying on the inside." __________________ I'm adding cigars to a long list of addictions that will end with me in the poor house.

05-26-2010, 07:37 AM	#4
looking for know Dr. Mike Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Camas, Wa Posts: 177 Trading: (10)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Eat every carrot and pea on your plate." __________________ I'm adding cigars to a long list of addictions that will end with me in the poor house.

05-26-2010, 08:22 AM	#5
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... let me know how that works out for you __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

06-09-2010, 12:54 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "This is bullsh@t...smells like Cypress Hill concert in here!" __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-09-2010, 01:07 PM	#7
Eagle53 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "I'd rather be lucky than good" "I ain't often right but i'm never wrong" "This is D-U-M dumb" "Baby, you're pretty enough to make a good dog break its leash" After something horrible or annoying happens to someone you say "It's ok to like it"

06-09-2010, 02:38 PM	#8
yellowgoat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... you did what in the where? and whatever floats your boat.

06-09-2010, 03:23 PM	#9
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I'd like to see it from your side, but I'm not sure both our heads will fit up your arse. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

06-09-2010, 04:45 PM	#10
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Thats some funny ship right there... __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

06-09-2010, 05:05 PM	#11
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,875 Trading: (51)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Don't question my sobriety when I'm drunk! __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

06-09-2010, 05:33 PM	#12
NeuRon Formerly BigRonS Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Forked River, NJ Posts: 1,540 Trading: (22)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... If you Fail to Prepare, Prepare to Fail

06-09-2010, 06:48 PM	#13
jwfish81 Just wandering Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: The Ozarks Posts: 97 Trading: (1)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I'm out like a boner in sweatpants. She's stroked more wood than a Furniture polisher. You could tear up a crow bar in a sand pile. A good sermon should be like a woman's shirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough the cover the essentials. All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. __________________ Enjoying the outdoors and a good cigar!

06-09-2010, 06:50 PM	#14
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,561 Trading: (37)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.

06-10-2010, 08:11 AM	#17
Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,643 Trading: (1)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "If you don't like the music go talk to the organ grinder, not the f***in' monkey!" (That's some of the best advice I've ever been given.) "She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road." __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.

06-10-2010, 05:24 AM	#18
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I use "busier than a cat covering chit on a hot tin roof" a lot. At work, I've heard "looks like a lid off a can of f*ck" no less than a million times. It started with the sheet metal guys, and became the standard answer for pretty much everything. It still makes me smile. __________________

06-10-2010, 07:21 AM	#19
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Go pound Sand" One of my favorites "Go Sh*t in your Hat" __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

06-10-2010, 07:26 AM	#20
Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... That's about as useless as tits on a bull. __________________