YOUR favorite sayings......

SmokeyJoe · 05-22-2010, 09:47 AM

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."

(After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!"

(You probably guessed I live in the South.)

TripleF · 05-22-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach

G G · 05-22-2010, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach

Grits are grocery's though.

Kreth · 05-22-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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qwerty1500 · 05-22-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]

I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.

JaKaacH · 05-22-2010, 06:58 PM

I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.

kgraybill · 05-22-2010, 08:15 PM

There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!

05-22-2010, 09:47 AM	#1
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,168 Trading: (28)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs." "If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries." "That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog." (After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!" (You probably guessed I live in the South.) __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher Last edited by SmokeyJoe; 05-22-2010 at 09:54 AM.

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JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!! Harry S. Truman. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

05-22-2010, 08:15 PM	#7
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up! __________________ Ken