YOUR favorite sayings...... - Page 5

JaKaacH · 05-25-2010, 06:38 PM

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

cort · 05-25-2010, 06:49 PM

F%ckin Eggs, Bacon.

Subvet642 · 05-25-2010, 06:28 AM

"Off like a prom dress!"

TripleF · 05-25-2010, 06:38 AM

Man. that's crazier than a sprayed cockroach!

My favorite saying used to be:
I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest!! (not anymore)

IBQTEE1 · 05-25-2010, 08:51 AM

It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'.

pnoon · 05-25-2010, 06:50 AM

Nice review.

Mugen910 · 05-25-2010, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Nice review.

replicant_argent · 05-25-2010, 09:45 AM

I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?

14holestogie · 05-25-2010, 09:52 AM

Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

Kreth · 05-25-2010, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie

Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

or
"Hit it with your purse."

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secretsquirrel · 05-25-2010, 07:17 PM

Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!

SmokeyJoe · 05-26-2010, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

or
"Hit it with your purse."

Posted via Mobile Device

Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!

After a missed putt left short...

"What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?"

or

"Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps."

Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom.

Subvet642 · 05-25-2010, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?

If they weren't before, they are now!

Subvet642 · 05-25-2010, 09:58 AM

"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?"

Goldie · 05-25-2010, 07:01 PM

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

neoflex · 05-25-2010, 07:56 PM

This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.

TripleF · 05-26-2010, 05:50 AM

That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!

Mugen910 · 05-26-2010, 07:18 AM

Not with that attitude you won't.

SmokeyJoe · 05-26-2010, 07:26 AM

Variation on Tom's quote:

"Don't piss in my boot and tell me it's raining."

Blueface · 05-26-2010, 08:59 AM

........after a piss match...........
"Have a wonderful day".

05-25-2010, 06:38 PM	#1
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... The more I practice, the luckier I get. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

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Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Off like a prom dress!" __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

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TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Man. that's crazier than a sprayed cockroach! My favorite saying used to be: I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest!! (not anymore) __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

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IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'. __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!

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secretsquirrel Yeah so Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: m Location: S.E. Indiana Posts: 128 Trading: (12)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!

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Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a fckin' lipstick, too?" __________________ "Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

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Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Who pissed in your Cheerios? __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

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neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island. __________________

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Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... ........after a piss match........... "Have a wonderful day". __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian