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Old 05-25-2010, 07:04 PM   #1
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Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

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"Hit it with your purse."
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:15 AM   #3
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"Hit it with your purse."
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Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!

After a missed putt left short...

"What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?"

or

"Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps."

Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom.
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