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Old 01-01-2009, 06:07 PM   #61
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Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job.
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:14 PM   #62
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One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more?
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:16 PM   #63
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One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more?
No that is the joy of being a Senior Non-Com

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Old 01-02-2009, 12:21 PM   #64
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This is ridiculously awesome. When I head back to school I'll to be piss tested and they use the Navy officers for that. No NCOs on staff though I'll be thinking of you while I'm peeing in front of an O-3 in the Navy.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:22 PM   #65
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One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more?
Oooh....bad choice of words for this one.
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Old 01-02-2009, 03:24 PM   #66
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om my frigging god.

This thread is getting even funnier.
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Old 01-02-2009, 04:01 PM   #67
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You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.
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Old 01-02-2009, 04:02 PM   #68
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You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.
And holding a ruler.
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Old 01-02-2009, 04:08 PM   #69
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You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.
nah. full dress uniform and a feather boa.
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don't forget to put on some lipstick.
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:56 PM   #71
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Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:00 PM   #72
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Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
Talk about mixed emotions.

I'm happy for you, D.
But now we won't have this thread to enjoy any more.







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My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
maybe he read this thread
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:13 PM   #74
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My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:24 PM   #75
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You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:50 PM   #76
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:16 PM   #77
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Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
That is the worst news I have ever heard. I'm sure it was devastating to you Darrell. I'm sorry for your loss.
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That is the worst news I have ever heard. I'm sure it was devastating to you Darrell. I'm sorry for your loss.
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Good thing Kondour is coming to the herf, I'm sure he wont mind if you watch him pee.
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Good thing Kondour is coming to the herf, I'm sure he wont mind if you watch him pee.
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