The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...
 

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

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See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy :(

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:r:r

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This thread is just too easy..

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So is Darrell :r

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I have to wonder if this will be the first time Darrell has seen a rubber dong spraying apple juice.:hm:hm

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:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r

i... cant...even...catch.....my...... breath!!!

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Sorry to hear this Darrell :( I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

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Dude, that's....just...brutal....:r:r

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:r

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Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done. ;)

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I am sure he will be a happy camper

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Can you at least make comments like "Dude you better have the Doctor look at that..."

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I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload. :)

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:r:r:r:r

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I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well.

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bwhahhahahaha

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That's not what I heard. :D

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Where can I go to register soldiers to receive care packages? I’m trying to keep the morale high within my currently deployed section.

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You can start by introducing yourself in the New Inmate thread, and let us know a little about yourself... ;)