Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. - Page 4

11-30-2009, 10:27 AM

I've learned a LOT from this thread.

A) it's amazing what happens on a SLOW news day.

B) it's amazing how petty and pathetic people become when celebrities are in the headlines.

C) Some of you have obviously NEVER been married.

Ahbroody · 11-30-2009, 10:31 AM

You are right Dogface we could go round and round.
As a cop with more than a few years experience I have no intrest in debating probable cause with you. I will just say that here in California what Tiger did is more than enough probable cause. I have had two DUI arrests with similar facts. Basically Drunk guy hit a tree. Both were required to speak to me at the scene and both were convicted of DUI.

In California Tiger would have spoken to the police at the scene.

Tobii hows the view up there on that pedestal?

Its just a spirited discussion, some of us are just doing this for fun

OOO I will also say if he was not DUI, then likely that crazy bish was trying to brain him with a club. Looks like she almost accomplished her job. Kinda wonder if she didnt whoop that ass in the house and he was trying to get away from her when he crashed. I am not a golf guy. I just think this is all good fun.

11-30-2009, 10:32 AM

If my wife trys to hit me with a club, I hope she keeps the club head cover on it.

11-30-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ahbroody

Tobii hows the view up there on that pedestal?

I don't know!! I keep falling off the damn thing!!!

Can someone PLEASE build a ramp for my walker???

Parshooter · 11-30-2009, 10:45 AM

My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?

11-30-2009, 10:47 AM

Golf ball dynamics....it NEVER hits the rough and comes back out....it only goes DEEPER into the rough!!!!

replicant_argent · 11-30-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

I don't know!! I keep falling off the damn thing!!!

Can someone PLEASE build a ramp for my walker???

what, you don't have a 2x2 Segway?

jmsremax · 11-30-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter

My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?

Easy....his wife kept chasing him with an iron. Oh man this story cracks me up. I waiting to see if anything else ever emerges.

Montano · 11-30-2009, 11:10 AM

All the damage to his face was from his wife hitting him with a 9 iron !

His air bags never went off and no windows broke, till his wife caught up to him

11-30-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Montano

All the damage to his face was from his wife hitting him with a 9 iron !

His air bags never went off and no windows broke, till his wife caught up to him

Love the Avatar!

floydpink · 11-30-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter

My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?

It was reveled today that Tiger was listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd on the classic rock station.

"That Smell" came on, and they said, "whiskey bottle, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way."

Blueface · 12-02-2009, 02:41 PM

Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.
That tape released today is damning.
While infidelity is too widespread today and should not be tolerable, the guy is human and if famous preachers can do it and be forgiven, I am sure all will get over it with Tiger also.

kydsid · 12-02-2009, 02:54 PM

Quick: Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!

MarkinAZ · 12-02-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.

That appears to be the word on the street at this time and unfortunate for the Woods family.

In todays electronic age of voice mails, texting, cell phone imaging, etc., its kind of hard to keep certain issues secret.

Why get married if you still have wild oats hanging around you know

14holestogie · 12-02-2009, 03:11 PM

My offer to Elin still stands.

replicant_argent · 12-02-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.
That tape released today is damning.
While infidelity is too widespread today and should not be tolerable, the guy is human and if famous preachers can do it and be forgiven, I am sure all will get over it with Tiger also.

Well, Heck, Carlos, sometimes even Presidents do it! After a while, enough "role models" will caught out and we will think that it is OK, no need for forgiveness when it becomes the norm.

MarkinAZ · 12-02-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

My offer to Elin still stands.

Yeah, where did that list get off to anyways Tim

Blueface · 12-02-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkinCA

Yeah, where did that list get off to anyways Tim

I have it.
I figured if I hold onto it, I can always say I was next, after I doctor it up a bit.

14holestogie · 12-02-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I have it.
I figured if I hold onto it, I can always say I was next, after I doctor it up a bit.

Et tu, Brutus? I think I'm about 12th on my own list.

Blueface · 12-02-2009, 03:46 PM

Isn't it amazing?
His wife is hot.
Why cheat? (Well, I guess if the next one is hot too, then that is two hot ones)

Sort of like the idiots married to Halle Berry. A woman most men lust for. Beauty beyond description. First husband beat her, second husband cheats on her.

Hard to phantom.

11-30-2009, 10:27 AM	#61
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. I've learned a LOT from this thread. A) it's amazing what happens on a SLOW news day. B) it's amazing how petty and pathetic people become when celebrities are in the headlines. C) Some of you have obviously NEVER been married.

11-30-2009, 10:31 AM	#62
Ahbroody Daddy x 4 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: San Jose Posts: 3,708 Trading: (53)	Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. You are right Dogface we could go round and round. As a cop with more than a few years experience I have no intrest in debating probable cause with you. I will just say that here in California what Tiger did is more than enough probable cause. I have had two DUI arrests with similar facts. Basically Drunk guy hit a tree. Both were required to speak to me at the scene and both were convicted of DUI. In California Tiger would have spoken to the police at the scene. Tobii hows the view up there on that pedestal? Its just a spirited discussion, some of us are just doing this for fun OOO I will also say if he was not DUI, then likely that crazy bish was trying to brain him with a club. Looks like she almost accomplished her job. Kinda wonder if she didnt whoop that ass in the house and he was trying to get away from her when he crashed. I am not a golf guy. I just think this is all good fun. Last edited by Ahbroody; 11-30-2009 at 10:39 AM.

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dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. If my wife trys to hit me with a club, I hope she keeps the club head cover on it.

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tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. Golf ball dynamics....it NEVER hits the rough and comes back out....it only goes DEEPER into the rough!!!!

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Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash.. Isn't it amazing? His wife is hot. Why cheat? (Well, I guess if the next one is hot too, then that is two hot ones) Sort of like the idiots married to Halle Berry. A woman most men lust for. Beauty beyond description. First husband beat her, second husband cheats on her. Hard to phantom. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian