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Old 11-30-2009, 10:45 AM   #1
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My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:47 AM   #2
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Golf ball dynamics....it NEVER hits the rough and comes back out....it only goes DEEPER into the rough!!!!
 
Old 11-30-2009, 10:52 AM   #3
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My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?
Easy....his wife kept chasing him with an iron. Oh man this story cracks me up. I waiting to see if anything else ever emerges.
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My question is: Why, after hitting the fire hydrant, would he continue on and hit a tree?
It was reveled today that Tiger was listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd on the classic rock station.

"That Smell" came on, and they said, "whiskey bottle, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way."
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Default Re: Tiger woods hurt in Car Crash..

Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.
That tape released today is damning.
While infidelity is too widespread today and should not be tolerable, the guy is human and if famous preachers can do it and be forgiven, I am sure all will get over it with Tiger also.
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Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.
That appears to be the word on the street at this time and unfortunate for the Woods family.

In todays electronic age of voice mails, texting, cell phone imaging, etc., its kind of hard to keep certain issues secret.

Why get married if you still have wild oats hanging around you know

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I figured if I hold onto it, I can always say I was next, after I doctor it up a bit.
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Looks like Tiger got caught being naughty.
That tape released today is damning.
While infidelity is too widespread today and should not be tolerable, the guy is human and if famous preachers can do it and be forgiven, I am sure all will get over it with Tiger also.
Well, Heck, Carlos, sometimes even Presidents do it! After a while, enough "role models" will caught out and we will think that it is OK, no need for forgiveness when it becomes the norm.
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