Things that annoy me (for your reference)

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

Mom was right. Words CAN hurt- especially when used improperly.

BTW- I'm a Star Wars guy. And don't tell me you can be BOTH. It's one or the other, like Chevys and Fords.

Even improperly on purpose? I mean, I was close for all intensive purposes.

I have never seen one of the Star Wars movies, honest. And I drive a Chevy Avalanche. If you tell me you are a Ford guy, I will just crawl in my hole and hibernate.

[Tikihut27]

Originally Posted by icehog3

If you tell me you are a Ford guy, I will just crawl in my hole and hibernate.

My baby, chillaxin' in the front yard:

[neoflex]

Originally Posted by Tikihut27

My baby, chillaxin' in the front yard:

I'll add one. People who park their cars on their grass when they have a perfectly good driveway. Just ball busting although I really do hate when people do that on a regular basis because they are usually to damn lazy to walk the extra 5ft from the driveway. Luckily my old neighbor who used to do this moved. As petty as it was, it drove me insane when I would see that since I break my azz to keep my yard looking good and this guy would park both vehicles on the grass with an empty driveway. It did help keep his weeds from getting to high though.

[Lumpold]

Originally Posted by neoflex

I'll add one. People who park their cars on their grass when they have a perfectly good driveway. Just ball busting although I really do hate when people do that on a regular basis because they are usually to damn lazy to walk the extra 5ft from the driveway. Luckily my old neighbor who used to do this moved. As petty as it was, it drove me insane when I would see that since I break my azz to keep my yard looking good and this guy would park both vehicles on the grass with an empty driveway. It did help keep his weeds from getting to high though.

You should live on my road - not only are UK streets narrower than those in the US, but over here, people park on the street rather than their empty drive... making it impossible for fire engines to make it down the road!

[Tikihut27]

Part Deux:

People who glare at you when you hold the door open for them

Planned obsolescence

Unraveled rope ends

Bits of fuzz

Mixed metaphors

Blue Falcons (for the Army folks)

People who, when waiting for the elevator, stand right in front of the doors, blocking the way for people trying to get off the elevator

Pop-ups that sneak through the blocker

The use of emoticons in professional e-mails: "Your fired. "

Movies that have Army Soldiers in them with screwed-up uniforms

Movies that suck that are based on books I think are great

10% ethanol gasoline

Rocks in my shoes

Sand in my shorts

Thorns in my paw

Frogs in my throat

Burrs under my saddle

Bees in my bonnet

Flies in my ointment

People who pronounce English words based on foreign language words in the foreign pronunciation: glacier, piranha, llama, etc.

Toilet paper hanging down instead of hanging over

People who drive faster than me on the expressway

People who drive slower then me on the expressway

That 24-count cases of soda seem to be no longer available where I shop

Teenage vampires

Bananas that aren't ripe on Wednesday, but over-ripe on Thursday

Trash in the river

People who slam on the brakes when they see a police car

Tent pegs that break when you pound them in

Forced mirth

False enthusiasm

Peanuts that are half empty when you shell them

That the wait staff at the Outback have to explain to you what "medium" or "medium-rare" is when you order a steak there

When my newspaper gets wet even when it's in that plastic bag

People that buy a house next to a kennel, then complain about the dogs barking

Miracle Whip thinking it's cooler than mayo. Get real, Miracle Whip.

The seat being left up

Snuggies

People on tele-conferences who don't hit mute so you can hear the keyboard clicking as they "multi-task" on Facebook while I'm stuck in the conference room

Popcorn kernels that don't pop

Klingon-English dictionaries

Spit cans

That you can't find good sweet tea in restaurants north of the Mason-Dixon Line

AND...

Self-righteous people