American Idol - New Judges

[MajorCaptSilly]

I hope they go with any of my picks:

Carol Channing - She's not dead yet.
Clint Eastwood - He'd never say a word but give the "Outlaw Josey Wales" stare to every contestant until they cried.
James Ellroy - He doesn't watch TV, only listens to classical music, and is batsh!t crazy.
Gilbert Gottfried - A true judge of talent.
Gary Busey - Also batsh!t crazy.


MCS

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I hope they go with any of my picks:

Carol Channing - She's not dead yet.
Clint Eastwood - He'd never say a word but give the "Outlaw Josey Wales" stare to every contestant until they cried.
James Ellroy - He doesn't watch TV, only listens to classical music, and is batsh!t crazy.
Gilbert Gottfried - A true judge of talent.
Gary Busey - Also batsh!t crazy.


MCS

Don't know which one of us more nuts.

Out of that list, would love to see Carol Channing (can't even imagine how she still breathes, let alone judge),
Gary Busey (how on Earth will he even know where he is standing, let alone judge),
Gilbert Gottfried (will be the only one of the three than can talk and will take less than a minute for someone in the audience to shoot him and shut him up).

BTW, only 12 more minutes.
The suspense is killing me.

[SvilleKid]

I refuse to care! I used to care, but I went on the "patch" and was able to break the habit three years ago! I've been reality-talent-show-free for the last three years, and it's a cleaner, carefree life! Having that monkey off my back has allowed me to once again walk upright. No more circles under my eyes, no more jitters, no more nightmares or sitting up in the bed in the middle of the night screaming Paula's name!

It takes tough love and sacrifice, but Dave and Carlos, in the end, it is worth it! If I can clean up my act and break the reality habit, you can do it, I have faith in you two!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

I refuse to care! I used to care, but I went on the "patch" and was able to break the habit three years ago! I've been reality-talent-show-free for the last three years, and it's a cleaner, carefree life! Having that monkey off my back has allowed me to once again walk upright. No more circles under my eyes, no more jitters, no more nightmares or sitting up in the bed in the middle of the night screaming Paula's name!

It takes tough love and sacrifice, but Dave and Carlos, in the end, it is worth it! If I can clean up my act and break the reality habit, you can do it, I have faith in you two!

What, and then get less sex than I do now?

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by Blueface

What, and then get less sex than I do now?

Crap, there goes the keyboard. Gotta find some towels to wipe the Pepsi off my screen!