BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever

pektel · 09-21-2010, 03:05 PM

I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.

Gophernut · 09-21-2010, 03:10 PM

I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

Mugen910 · 09-21-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

so wrong!!!

markem · 09-21-2010, 03:28 PM

Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

Mugen910 · 09-21-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

some great lines there!

Are you a chicken farmer? No? Cuz you sure know how to raise c0x

nomadicwookie · 09-22-2010, 08:51 AM

Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza?

That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.

CBI_2 · 09-21-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

09-21-2010, 03:05 PM	#1
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

09-21-2010, 03:10 PM	#2
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say? __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

09-21-2010, 03:28 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/ __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-22-2010, 08:51 AM	#6
nomadicwookie Still Watching My Back Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 236 Trading: (7)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza? That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.