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09-06-2010, 01:13 AM

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Re: I hate my roommate!

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That's pretty much what I meant, but farting on his pillow?

Many years ago, I read a piece in Easy Rider magazine titled: How to get even without getting caught. In it, among other ideas, was a suggestion that one could mix DMSO with syrup of Ipecac and apply it to surfaces that your target is sure to touch. The DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) will carry the ipecac transdermally and make your target vomit uncontrollably.

Thats just straight evil!

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Thats just straight evil!

That's not evil, that's what I call being the agent of karma.

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