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PATRIOT and VETERAN
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"welcome to the human race"
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"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Escape From L.A.
" When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Have My Own Room
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"A naked Blonde walks into a bar with a poodle underone arm and a two foot salami under the other. The bartender says.............."
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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Bunion
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Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio! Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Adjusting to the Life
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Grrrrrr
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Adjusting to the Life
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