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Old 07-16-2010, 07:56 AM   #41
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But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????
I think it depends on which three women say yes.
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My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"
Is his name Dave?
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