Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?

[Chingas]

Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Chingas

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.