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Old 06-24-2010, 05:21 PM   #1
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Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular)
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Old 07-15-2010, 04:21 PM   #2
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Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular)
A Good Friend Of Mine Used That Line At Work After A Young Lady Presented With A New Boob Job And Was "Written Up"!
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Old 07-15-2010, 04:31 PM   #3
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"You know what would look good on you?....



...me."
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:21 PM   #4
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"You know what would look good on you?....



...me."
You stole my fav.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.
I want to be on you.

[Veronica turns and walks away]

Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I WANNA BE ON YOU.
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