Stupid Cigar Things That Make You Smile

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by markem

The look on my friend's face when I said, "sign the box, not the bag"

I'm such a douche bag.

[OLS]

After reading them all, and only til then, I came up with mine. Our old blind dog that used to
smell termites for a living, now is only a specialist at detecting a potato chip bag opening
somewhere. When that old blind dog barks, I know the mailman is coming, and when I
count the days right, I usually hear them call my name up front.

There is also one about how I used to freak out about being without a cutter somewhere, in
the house, at work, in the car. Like reading glasses. Well now I smoke havanas and I can just
pinch a divot out of the cap and it smokes fine without a cut. Can't do that with lots of NC cigars.

[jimmyk26]

Originally Posted by OLS

There is also one about how I used to freak out about being without a cutter somewhere, in
the house, at work, in the car. Like reading glasses. Well now I smoke havanas and I can just
pinch a divot out of the cap and it smokes fine without a cut. Can't do that with lots of NC cigars.

I'm impressed, maybe you should market those finger nails...$1 a clip.