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Old 04-21-2010, 11:28 PM   #1
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Florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

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Florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:37 PM   #3
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Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida
Or guy...just wanted to clarify
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:51 PM   #4
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City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:19 PM   #5
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City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?
Decency.

Man, that law probably dates back to at least the early 1900's when they still did that.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:06 PM   #6
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florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
oral sex is illegal
the only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

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glad i have never been with a girl from florida
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or guy...just wanted to clarify
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