What the hell is in Canadian food?

02-26-2010, 11:47 AM

Oddly, I did not laugh at that. I just felt really embarrassed for her.

A funny story about my little brother (R.I.P.). Similar to this.

He had some bowel issues one day coming home from Sacramento. He happened to fart and soil his drawers. He was 10 at the time.

We were still an hour from home basically in the middle of nowhere. Between Placerville and Tahoe.

So my Mom pulls over on this side road and I go to the trunk of the car to see if their was anything in the trunk to help with the situation.

There was not, but their was a box of giant Hefty trash bags.

My Mom had him strip down and get inside the trash bag.

He then rode home for the next hour naked in a trash bag.

Anytime I wanted to get under his skin, I'd tell him "Hey remember that time you farted and **** your pants and had to ride home naked in a trash bag???"

Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

Neuromancer · 02-26-2010, 12:38 PM

Marie's father (RIP) used to say "never put your trust in a fart."

CigarNut · 02-26-2010, 02:27 PM

It is a funny and sad situation -- the thing I am surprised at is how the video reached the Internet. You would think that the some of the people involved would show a little discretion... On the other hand, knowing how reporters are these days maybe they don't know what discretion is... that's the real sad part...

02-26-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut

It is a funny and sad situation -- the thing I am surprised at is how the video reached the Internet. You would think that the some of the people involved would show a little discretion... On the other hand, knowing how reporters are these days maybe they don't know what discretion is... that's the real sad part...

So true.

G G · 02-26-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

Glad you shared it Darrell.

02-26-2010, 11:47 AM	#1
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What the hell is in Canadian food? Oddly, I did not laugh at that. I just felt really embarrassed for her. A funny story about my little brother (R.I.P.). Similar to this. He had some bowel issues one day coming home from Sacramento. He happened to fart and soil his drawers. He was 10 at the time. We were still an hour from home basically in the middle of nowhere. Between Placerville and Tahoe. So my Mom pulls over on this side road and I go to the trunk of the car to see if their was anything in the trunk to help with the situation. There was not, but their was a box of giant Hefty trash bags. My Mom had him strip down and get inside the trash bag. He then rode home for the next hour naked in a trash bag. Anytime I wanted to get under his skin, I'd tell him "Hey remember that time you farted and **** your pants and had to ride home naked in a trash bag???" Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

02-26-2010, 12:38 PM	#2
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