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Old 02-24-2010, 05:03 PM   #1
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-You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.
Yeah, I have a buddy that likes to use that "Trees are 90% air." quote, usually when I'm trying to decide whether to punch out sideways.
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:06 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:39 PM   #3
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Yeah, I have a buddy that likes to use that "Trees are 90% air." quote, usually when I'm trying to decide whether to punch out sideways.
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I always aim directly for the tree, that's my sure fire way of knowing I'll never hit it.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:50 AM   #4
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I always aim directly for the tree, that's my sure fire way of knowing I'll never hit it.
That's usually when I put it exactly where I'm aiming.
Kind of like when you take a nice, easy swing to lay up short of a water hazard, hit it flush, and SPLASH.
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That's usually when I put it exactly where I'm aiming.
Kind of like when you take a nice, easy swing to lay up short of a water hazard, hit it flush, and SPLASH.
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Mine seem to go into the tree and never make it back to the ground.
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