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Old 02-11-2010, 12:36 PM   #1
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Phone rings....

Darrell: West Coast....

Caller: Do you have cigars?

Darrell: Yes Sir, we do!

Caller: Do you have boxes of Peach Optimos?

Darrell: No, I'm sorry we don't carry Peach Optimos.

Caller: Swishers?

Darrell: Sorry, no Swishers either.

Caller: Well what kind of cigars do you have then?

Darrell: Just premium stuff, no Optimos, Blunts, Swishers.

Caller: Well YOUR SHOP IS GAY!!!!!!!!!

Phone goes quiet.

What's wrong with people?
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:40 PM   #2
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Holy **** thats funny D.
What about Garcia Y Vega?
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:46 PM   #3
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No Swishers!
Don't ya just love friendly folks Darrell.
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:47 PM   #4
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Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:48 PM   #5
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Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???
Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss.
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:49 PM   #6
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WTF Darrell? You don't carry Swishers or Phillie Blunts? I am never supporting your store

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Old 02-11-2010, 12:51 PM   #7
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....Funny Darrell....sounds like my teenagers everytime they disagree with me (which is quite often)..."That's gay!"
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:11 PM   #8
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Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss.
I knew it!

Not that there is anything wrong with that..
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:13 PM   #9
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What kind of shop DO you have Darrell?
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:14 PM   #10
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Kids today. You buy 'em books and all they do is tear out the pages.
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:14 PM   #11
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Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.
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I knew it!

Not that there is anything wrong with that..
My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:18 PM   #12
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My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.

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Old 02-11-2010, 01:22 PM   #13
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My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
As long as he's happy and proud...

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Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.

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you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!
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Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit that makes the callers there regard you so highly? I dunno
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:28 PM   #15
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you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!


As a computer programmer, you are going to have some problems with your sarcasm working
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:31 PM   #16
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Hey! If you are gonna quote me, do it correctly... I said,

"Well your shop is PERFECTLY PEACHY gay!"

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Old 02-11-2010, 01:35 PM   #17
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Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit....
I'm just following your example.
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:41 PM   #18
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I'm just following your example.
Finished last in your class huh?
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:42 PM   #19
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Finished last in your class huh?
Haha. Thanks for the laugh.
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Ya know, Darrell, could it be that the caller felt insulted when you said that you only carried "Premium Stuff", and not the crap he likes?
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