You're rich? Now what?

After friends and family are taken care of:

1) Buy Puff.com and fire Jon Caputo's ass
2) Buy a winter home in the Florida Keys on the beach along with a Yatch to put around in.
3) Pay Jimmy Buffett to play the house warming party for #2
4) Buy 4 Ferrari's...one for each direction.
5) Buy a summer home in the Hamptons
6) Pay U2 to play the housewarming for #5 (for my wife)
7) Buy a spare house in Western Ireland right outside of Doolin
8) Set up a scholarship fund at my old HS
9) Give my church $1 million so they don't have to worry about anything anymore.
10) Hire Hubert Keller as my personal chef
11) Send my company laptop back to the company via private jet and limo from the airport to the building with wallpaper that says, "I Quit!" on it.
12) Travel the world and see everything I wanted to see.
13) Underwite worthwhile charities that help end world hunger, animal abuse and the Wounded Warrior program....gotta take care of the troops.
14) Open a cigar shop just so I have something to do with spare time and stock it with nothing but high-end sticks (Davidoff, Opus, Dunhill, Fuente, Tatuaje, Illusione, etc...)
15) Buy the NY Islanders just to make sure they NEVER leave Long Island
16) Take care of my BOTL's and SOTL with a couple boxes each of their favorite cigars.

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by The EVP

1) Buy Puff.com and fire Jon Caputo's ass

[Commander Quan]

Originally Posted by The EVP

After friends and family are taken care of:

1) Buy Puff.com and fire Jon Caputo's ass

Better yet, buy every company that advertises at Puff and make him go broke.