When do you own a box?

[Blueface]

After careful thought, I want to thank all in this thread.
I feel confident I can now face my wife and make a solid argument why I need to buy more cigars.
Clearly, I now understand that I don't have the number of boxes she sees and thinks I have. What I have is half of what she thinks I have, which is twice as many as she cares to see.
So.....I will either be back around soon posting, with an accumulated true number of boxes of cigars as has now been clearly defined OR I will be dead somewhere. If the latter, please note it was my wife that did it.

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by Blueface

After careful thought, I want to thank all in this thread.
I feel confident I can now face my wife and make a solid argument why I need to buy more cigars.
Clearly, I now understand that I don't have the number of boxes she sees and thinks I have. What I have is half of what she thinks I have, which is twice as many as she cares to see.
So.....I will either be back around soon posting, with an accumulated true number of boxes of cigars as has now been clearly defined OR I will be dead somewhere. If the latter, please note it was my wife that did it.

My wife happened to call me and I mentioned this to her.
Here is her response, as close as I can paraphrase it:

Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.

[JaKaacH]

Originally Posted by Blueface

My wife happened to call me and I mentioned this to her.
Here is her response, as close as I can paraphrase it:

Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.

I've alway been told to be careful of what you ask for, you might get it.

[slickster81]

Originally Posted by Blueface

My wife happened to call me and I mentioned this to her.
Here is her response, as close as I can paraphrase it:

Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.

I think the humidity would be off....

[Cigargal]

Originally Posted by Blueface

My wife happened to call me and I mentioned this to her.
Here is her response, as close as I can paraphrase it:

Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is no where around to hear him...is he still wrong??

[Ashcan Bill]

Originally Posted by Cigargal

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is no where around to hear him...is he still wrong??

My wife just said yes.

[n3uka]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.

That's one way to get the Cuban barnyard smell

Originally Posted by n3uka

That's one way to get the Cuban barnyard smell

but only if your ... is Cuban