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Old 01-15-2010, 05:51 PM   #1
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
Same here!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:44 PM   #3
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
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so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
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so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
When I was loopy coming out of the anesthesia, my wife said that I was farting up a storm and singing "Looking in my big brown eye, la la la la la la ..."

We also had this conversation:

Wife: Well, he said everything looked normal.
Me: I have a beautiful colon.
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